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latenightjimmy:

witstream:

“I just want to make enough money to breed a large turtle that’s cool with me surfing on its back.”

—@MikeDrucker

Mike is one of our new writers and we’d like to go on record as saying we support his dreams.

#funny #cute

#cute

(via cracked)

#Swerve

#Cute

Soo true